I hate her lawyer but mine is ok
As long as the kids come visit some days
She can have 'em nights and weekends I guess
'Cause the pictures I have make women undress
You should see my kids they're better than a puppy -
Even a puppy in the park
A couple of drinks and a "Look at that smile!"
And home with the waitress in the dark
(I'm still afraid of the dark)
And the judge, don't start me on family court
It's all about her and the food that she bought
They never count my needs or my debts
My only job is to work and write checks
(chorus)
And now to fumble in the dark
Yes I love my kids, I see them each week
The pictures I take are great memories
We go for an ice cream and down to the park
And they're back with her before dark
(chorus)
And the waitress with me after dark
And I've got a group, some guys just like me
Our exes all psychos, leeches and cheats
We've all discussed, and we all agree
Everything's rigged and we'll never be free
(chorus)
And soft sympathy in the dark
She'll be with me in the dark
(brief instrumental)
I hate her lawyer but mine is ok
As long as the kids come visit some days
She can have 'em nights and weekends I guess
'Cause the pictures I have make women say "yes"
(chorus)
And I won't be alone in the dark
Suburban divorce territory
Still afraid of the dark
Urban asshole territory
Still afraid of the dark
