I'm standing here minding my business
taking the time of the day
When all on a sunbeam, look who walks in
and what have you come here to play?
If I hear
One more eight-ball drop like that
I'll have to get out my
silver-studded, blue-tattooed
snakeskin rhinestone
boots
I'm over here minding my business
I'm not really sure what to say
But I've never
seen a skirt as short as yours
(And I've got to get out my...)
I'm sitting here quietly minding my business
keeping my head down like this
But I've never
tasted a smile as wide as yours
(And I'm gonna have to get out my...) - - - (brief solo)
I'm humming along, just minding my business
enjoying the music go by
And if I hear
you play my song one more time
(I'm gonna have to put on my)
Today on a sunbeam, look who walked in
and decided to change up my life
And if you
come over here one more time with your
hand-in-my-pocket
arm-at-my-side
hug-and-a-kiss while
squeezing-my-pride
You tell me to take off your
thigh-high lacing, slit-skirt chasing
calfskin leather oiled
boots
Well I'm pretty much done minding my business
here for a bit of a while
(And it's all because of my...)
And if I kiss one more crack
like that ass there oh
