Shit 2/6/05

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Shit...

It's what's for dinner.
It's why old people eat prunes.
Available as always in the traditional bricks, and now, in the new convenient dip.
Like mud, but smells worse.
Not just to throw at monkeys anymore.
Priceless!
A gift for junkies and bulemics.
Goes great with grins, but a special treat indeed with a side of giggles.
On a shingle or on a stick, still the same great taste!
It... happens.
Now floral scented, for the ladies.
A classic meal when fresh, makes a great snack when reheated.
And now, to complement the familiar 4.5 oz. and 8 oz. sizes, the all-new 16 oz. family pack!
The only axiom an inference needs.
Should be wiped off OpEd columns before submission if they were pulled out of the writer's ass.
Just like ice cream, only... CR031058564.
Now in new bite size servings - for when you're on the run.
Mmmm, that's some real good...

2/6/05 (while asleep)