There's a dildo in my picture of the president
It's childish but it's just the way I feel
There's a dildo in the mouth of the president
I'd vastly prefer him manacled in jail
President, president
A violent buffoon is president
President, president
I wish we had a human president
There's a diaper on the ear of the president
It's childish but it was his idea
There's a diaper on the ear of the president's men
I'd vastly prefer him manacled in jail
(repeat chorus)
(instry mental)
There's a dead squirrel nesting on the president's head
It's childish but he put it there himself
There's a dead squirrel nesting orange president's head
I'd vastly prefer him manacled in jail
