I go see my doctors
And they tell me I'm doing fine
As long as I keep taking
The pills that they prescribe

Not that they really do that much
A trimming and a light
Mostly we are searching for
Signs that don't look right

But when I see my doctors
For every penny it's worth
I know that I'm getting
The best care on this Earth

And it seems to me
That all the most beautiful
Sensitive and intelligent
Women are in this field

And it's not because they've got me
Laid out naked at their will
They really are a special type
And all the men as well

But get your thoughts out of the gutter
Those are such silly scenes!
Your ass may be tight in that split-back gown
But it's only in your dreams

And if I could have but a single wish
That I know would one day come true
It's that we could all share in this
Humanity getting its due

(Repeat first verse)

12/28/24